Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

I love you as New Englanders love pie!

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from sleep as i caper and sing and leap when i sing my wild free tune wotthehell wotthehell under the blear eyed moon i am pelted with cast off shoon but wotthehell wotthehell

A certain alloy of expediency improves the gold of morality and makes it wear all the longer.

personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.