Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

My heart hath followed all my days Something I cannot name.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

The things that I can't have I want, And what I have seems second-rate, The things I want to do I can't, And what I have to do I hate.

What man calls civilization always results in deserts.