Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

That stern and rockbound coast felt like an amateur when it saw how grim the puritans that landed on it were.

Life's too damn funny for me to explain.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.

It would be a colorless world if each individual did not secretly believe himself superior to almost everyone else.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.