A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

An optimist is the person who has never had any experience at all.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

There was once a Hindu sage, who sat down on the banks of the Ganges and thought for seventy years about the millennium. Just as he arrived at the solution and was putting it into verse, a mosquito stung him and he forgot it again at once.

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.