Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.

It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.

If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.

If the world were not so full of people, and most of them did not have to work so hard, there would be more time for them to get out and lie on the grass, and there would be more grass for them to lie on.

The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.