Life's too damn funny for me to explain.
For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.
It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.
That stern and rockbound coast felt like an amateur when it saw how grim the puritans that landed on it were.