Between the years of ninety-two and a hundred and two, however, we shall be the ribald, useless, drunken, outcast person we have always wished to be. We shall have a long white beard and long white hair; we shall not walk at all, but recline in a wheel chair and bellow for alcoholic beverages; in the winter we shall sit before the fire with our feet in a bucket of hot water, a decanter of corn whiskey near at hand, and write ribald songs against organized society... We look forward to a disreputable, vigorous, unhonoured, and disorderly old age.

Censors are necessary, increasingly necessary, if America is to avoid having a vital literature.

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from sleep as i caper and sing and leap when i sing my wild free tune wotthehell wotthehell under the blear eyed moon i am pelted with cast off shoon but wotthehell wotthehell

An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.