No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

I never went out looking for glory.

Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.