If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
It's tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great.
Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.
I was a mother's boy.