They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

I think they [Martin Scorsese, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra] liked my honesty. My personality. For that, they always treated me great. I, in turn, treated them great. No secret about it. My being who I am - that is that.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

When you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend . . . well, a legend, anyhow.

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.