Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.
Don RicklesThe thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.
Don RicklesI don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.
Don RicklesWhen you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
Don Rickles