I still have drive, but everything is relative.

You got to have a lot of courage. Secondly, whatever it is you're doing you have to believe in it wholeheartedly. Thirdly, you have to be able to stand up in front of people and know that they'll laugh.

I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.