I still have drive, but everything is relative.

My father wasn't much for show business. He was an insurance man - very well-liked, very warm. He had a lot of friends.

I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew even­tually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.