I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.
Don RicklesThe transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.
Don RicklesI have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
Don RicklesThat I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.
Don Rickles