I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.

I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.

I was a mother's boy.