That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.

I'm always watching films. The Academy pretty much sends me every film that's ever been done. I enjoy watching them, especially with the people I know.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.

I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.

We show a lot of film [with Regis Philbin] from my career which is most enjoyable. I enjoy watching it.

When you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend . . . well, a legend, anyhow.