The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

In the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say it now, say, to fans, even though people do send me hockey pucks.

I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.