I grew up in an Orthodox family, as I grew older, I became Conservative and that's how it ended up. But I've developed that Jewish feel to my act from my surroundings and my family.

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.