Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.