People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.

What I do is, I make fun of people and I make fun of myself and things around us and exaggerate things. And I'm never mean-spirited. See, the word insult means some guy who's a real unkind human being. But I don't do that, because otherwise I wouldn't be headlining all these years, thank god, and all these people showing up to see me.