I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.