I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I think they [Martin Scorsese, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra] liked my honesty. My personality. For that, they always treated me great. I, in turn, treated them great. No secret about it. My being who I am - that is that.

Al Capone's my uncle. The old days were a lot different. The Latin Casino was the big time. When I got there I figured that I was doing pretty good, because remember, I started in nothing but after hours joints. I can't even name them now, but that's how I got noticed.

The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.

I've never had a writer, and I'm proud of that. Everything I've per­formed has been from my own head.