When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.