I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

We show a lot of film [with Regis Philbin] from my career which is most enjoyable. I enjoy watching it.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

What I do is, I make fun of people and I make fun of myself and things around us and exaggerate things. And I'm never mean-spirited. See, the word insult means some guy who's a real unkind human being. But I don't do that, because otherwise I wouldn't be headlining all these years, thank god, and all these people showing up to see me.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.