I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?