I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew evenยญtually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.
Don RicklesWhen you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.
Don Rickles