My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.