My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Al Capone's my uncle. The old days were a lot different. The Latin Casino was the big time. When I got there I figured that I was doing pretty good, because remember, I started in nothing but after hours joints. I can't even name them now, but that's how I got noticed.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.