The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I still have drive, but everything is relative.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.