The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.