Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.

I've never had a writer, and I'm proud of that. Everything I've per­formed has been from my own head.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.