You got to have a lot of courage. Secondly, whatever it is you're doing you have to believe in it wholeheartedly. Thirdly, you have to be able to stand up in front of people and know that they'll laugh.

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

I don't do impressions.