When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I've never been mean-spirited, in my opinion. I never did anything below the belt.

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.