When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.

That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.

I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.