We show a lot of film [with Regis Philbin] from my career which is most enjoyable. I enjoy watching it.

I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.

I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.

I knew most of the people there who ran the places, a lot of wiseguys. They're all gone now. All good people.

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

I don't do impressions.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.