Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

I've never been mean-spirited, in my opinion. I never did anything below the belt.

I grew up in an Orthodox family, as I grew older, I became Conservative and that's how it ended up. But I've developed that Jewish feel to my act from my surroundings and my family.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

I was a mother's boy.