Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.

I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.