When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
Don RicklesPolitical correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
Don RicklesWhen someone says to me, do you do stand-up I say absolutely not. I like to think of it as a theatrical performance. With me the show changes maybe five to ten percent every night. Of course, whatever I see in front of me and sometimes I get on a little run about it and it changes the show. And my delivery is such that people who have seen me many times say Gee, I never heard that before. Actually, they have, but I might have changed it around.
Don Rickles