I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
Don RicklesI used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.
Don RicklesWhen you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
Don Rickles