My father wasn't much for show business. He was an insurance man - very well-liked, very warm. He had a lot of friends.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason.