I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

I feel like there's a lot of rappers that could out-rap me and I wouldn't want to face any of them.

I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.

It seems the more I try to connect with the world, I am feeling more alone than I ever have felt before

When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!