I don't talk soft, that's that other guy.
One thing my dad once said to me, "You either want to be right, or you want to be happy. To be happy, there's gotta be a conversation."
The worst is feeling worthless.
You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.
My swag is always capital and live in north Virginia.
Dress like a gentleman, but my mouth is never civilized.