You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.
You know who was on time tonight, which surprised me? Ghostface. Ghostface was early and making calls - what rapper does that?
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.
I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.