We put stereotypes on ourselves - like, everybody does that. But I think it's just a little harder for black kids to just like, you know, be who they are.

It seems the more I try to connect with the world, I am feeling more alone than I ever have felt before

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'