To all my fans who's saying Donald Glover about to blow, just give me six months so you can say I told you so.

You're always allowed to be better.

You have to be real with yourself. No one is doing that. People are too concerned with making everything look nice and calm and pretty.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'

I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.

When you think of the former high school football star, you think 6-foot-2, white, meathead as the model for that kind of character. Since I'm not 6-foot-2 or white, I just thought about what I could bring to it. I thought about Smash Williams from 'Friday Night Lights,' like the cocky quarterback, and played around with that.