I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

Writing is a very strenuous thing - it's like banging your head against a wall. At the end of the day, acting is better, just because nobody ever asked me if I wanted a Pellegrino in the writer's room.

I felt like high school for me was like a big whirlpool of me trying to figure out what was OK for me to do.

I lost my virginity junior year of college, I was 21... I was awkward, and I was raised Jehovah's Witness so I thought sex was bad, I thought I was going to go to hell, and get AIDS immediately.

Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.