I'm trying hard not to use a specific reference, but you'll probably know it's you after the first sentence.
Donald GloverMost people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say 'No, I'm Crispin Glover's son.' Then we stare at each other for a long time.
Donald GloverWhy does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!
Donald Glover