Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

I have to say it's better to be an actor, only because people worry about what time you go to sleep and what you dress like. As opposed to a writer, where it's like, "Oh I'm in my New York University sweatshirt and I'm not wearing pants." You're not worried about what you're eating or anything. It's all a part of your process.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

Kept looking for something to be in with. Follow someone's blueprint. But you have to be on your own.

But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.

Bright lights, they tend to burn out fast. So I shine bright, but I'm scared that it won't last.

They say my public persona don't have enough appeal, I take a lesson from Kanye and give 'em something real.