I feel like... I don't have a wife, I don't have a kids, but... I see rappers and I'm like, I know that's fake. I know how much you make, this is all bullshit. But people are buying into it, and you shouldn't have that power. I'm legit trying to make honest moves so that all of us can grow. I want to make a show where my sister can work on and become a producer because she can't get in, no one's leting her. I want to make things where people can actually grow. A place where people can actually be honest.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

They say my public persona don't have enough appeal, I take a lesson from Kanye and give 'em something real.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.

Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say 'No, I'm Crispin Glover's son.' Then we stare at each other for a long time.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

Dress like a gentleman, but my mouth is never civilized.