If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'

When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

I have to say it's better to be an actor, only because people worry about what time you go to sleep and what you dress like. As opposed to a writer, where it's like, "Oh I'm in my New York University sweatshirt and I'm not wearing pants." You're not worried about what you're eating or anything. It's all a part of your process.

One thing my dad once said to me, "You either want to be right, or you want to be happy. To be happy, there's gotta be a conversation."

You're always allowed to be better.

I'm a big PAX person... just because it's accessible. I feel like between the weed and the wax it's kind of like BetaMax and VHS. You can carry it around, people don't really know what it is, no smell.