Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'
You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.
I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.
When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.
People are sometimes like: "Oh man, you're so talented and you do a bunch of stuff." I'm not! I swear to god, I'm not. I just like learning stuff, I like doing stuff. And I feel like everybody can definitely do it.