Bright lights, they tend to burn out fast. So I shine bright, but I'm scared that it won't last.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

It makes me wonder what this rapping shits a hobby for, oh that's right, because I'm gifted in another field, and another field, and another field.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

Bright lights, they tend to burn out fast. So I shine bright, but I'm scared that it won't last.

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

The thing about stand-up was, not only was I getting to write it without anybody saying I couldn't do it, but I got to perform it. It just kind of became therapy for me. I had just gotten through a break-up and I was talking about it a lot.