Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!

I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.

To all my fans who's saying Donald Glover about to blow, just give me six months so you can say I told you so.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'

Also, I realized a lot of kids are listening to me. Whether I want to be or not, they're looking up to me.

I don't even think I'm that good at rapping, but I think what makes a great rapper - what CAN make a great rapper - is someone who wants to be better.