I'm a big PAX person... just because it's accessible. I feel like between the weed and the wax it's kind of like BetaMax and VHS. You can carry it around, people don't really know what it is, no smell.

It makes me wonder what this rapping shits a hobby for, oh that's right, because I'm gifted in another field, and another field, and another field.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.

When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.