I'm very impatient, so I was like, 'I want to be able to do whatever I want now.' But even the biggest stars - you look back and they weren't overnight.

We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.

When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.

But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.

I don't talk soft, that's that other guy.

I try to be me to the utmost.

The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.