Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.

I felt like high school for me was like a big whirlpool of me trying to figure out what was OK for me to do.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.

I like horror films and romance films. Films where you're going in being like, 'I'm coming here to be scared or to fall in love.' You have a goal.

I have to say it's better to be an actor, only because people worry about what time you go to sleep and what you dress like. As opposed to a writer, where it's like, "Oh I'm in my New York University sweatshirt and I'm not wearing pants." You're not worried about what you're eating or anything. It's all a part of your process.

Yes I'm grown and sexy, and I'm worth the wait. Girls act like I'm the only dude on earth to date.