When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.
I felt like high school for me was like a big whirlpool of me trying to figure out what was OK for me to do.
I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.
Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.
We lay out our lives in a narrative we understand, like a movie, but are you enjoying making it or are you wondering who's watching my movie.