I don't talk soft, that's that other guy.
I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.
Dress like a gentleman, but my mouth is never civilized.
The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!