I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

If you like strange, specific stuff - that's a nerd. Kanye West is a black nerd. He likes strange, specific stuff. If you go up to Kanye West and say, 'Hey, what are your favorite things?' He'll be like, 'Robots and teddy bears.' That's a nerd.

Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

The worst is feeling worthless.

My swag is always capital and live in north Virginia.