A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.

Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood.