Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!

Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.