Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood.

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.