I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.

I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!

If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.