I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.

I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for.

Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul.

[Suggesting an epitaph for herself:] This is on me.

It was written without fear and without research.

I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.