If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
Dorothy ParkerExcuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
Dorothy ParkerOh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea, And love is a thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Romania.
Dorothy ParkerYet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
Dorothy Parker