It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.

Guido Natso is natso guido.

[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.

Art is a form of catharsis.

At birth the Devil touched my tongue.