Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.

All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.

I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.

Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.

Her mind lives tidily, apart from cold and noise and pain. And bolts the door against her heart, out wailing in the rain.