Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.

All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.

You don’t want a general houseworker, do you? Or a traveling companion, quiet, refined, speaks fluent French entirely in the present tense? Or an assistant billiard-maker? Or a private librarian? Or a lady car-washer? Because if you do, I should appreciate your giving me a trial at the job. Any minute now, I am going to become one of the Great Unemployed. I am about to leave literature flat on its face. I don’t want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.

Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.